What depresses me the most is this list covers 95% of the people I know.
Disclaimer: I use the word HATE liberally. Whenever I use it, it could mean anything among irritating,disgusting,depressing,funny,stupid,crazy and of course, hate. Figure it out for yourself.
Also, Please note that this list is in no way exhaustive. People are very creative when it comes to pissing me off. Also, there are some categories which can't be hated enough in two lines and deserve a separate post.
So, Without further delay, here's my hate list:
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people who write www.yahoo.com as "my webpage" in Orkut. Or people who write "my wedding date or my birthday" for the question: Your ideal date. These morons shouldn't be allowed to breed. I am NOT joking!
People who send 'fraand' requests to random girls. Seriously, How lame can people be?
people who start their conversation wth "sup dude?". Guess what Salinger would have called them?
People with ridiculous mail ids like princecharming4u@gmail.com - GTFO!
People who send chain messages like "send this to 8 ppl and ur love will kiss u on nearest possible friday!" or "Bill gates is sharing his wealth" mails.Seriously, how dumb you have to be to forward that crap?
Slactivists who delude them selves into thinking that they are actually serving the society by posting their bra colors on facebook or wearing green clothes on environmental day
newly wed girls who set their profile pic to "her with husband's hand on her shoulder". Its plain irritating for some inexplicable reason...Its like announcing to the world"Look at me bitches! Look how happy i am! I am married, muhahahaha!". Please note that i've no problem watever things they upload into their photo albums. Its the profile pic that bugs me!
people who figuratively use the word "literally". The most depressing part is when you see this in newspapers and books!
People who posted "all izz well..." in their status msgs or use it in their conversations. Too much exposure. Too predictable. I don't know why but it drives me crazy. Its just mega lame!
People who post personal msgs as their status msgs which they were too afraid to say to other people directly.
Eg: Why are you annoyed at me?? :(
I don't know?? You fucking ask that person!
People who play farmville/mafia wars on facebook. Dont ask why.They just depress me!
People who use "cool","lol","ROFLMAO" in every second phrase they write
On a related note, People who write " I am a cool and friendly guy" in their "about me"s.
Girly girls who demand attention,like shopping,want to be protected, and looooooooooooove 'Edward Cullen'. Hey girls! Here's a heads up: princecharmings doesn't exist! get real!!
People who think they read books because they've read chetan bhagat and sidny sheldon!
People who list "watching movies","Chilling out with friends" as their activities in orkut and fb.
People who fervently discuss question paper after exams and try to outwit each other with arguments like "I got 22 marks, you got 22.5. ergo, u are a genius!" We are in a fucking B-school,Dorks! Not in 8th grade!!
People who think loving India is equal to hating Pakistan.
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If you find your self in the list, Congratulations. You are a normal person. And you are probably considered as a "Cool guy" by your peers.
If you are not there, Well, wait till the next list!
P.S: You might have observed that the list is dominated by social networking references rather than real life. Thanks to my Scrooge-ish behavior coupled with my social awkwardness, My social circle can be literally counted on fingers. Yes, literally, not figuratively. So i had no choice but to turn to internet for hating people. Kthxbai
