I always thought that videogames are a strong contender,if nothing less. But apparantly, men all over the world (atleast one third of them) thought, "to hell with the women. Its not worth it!!". What pushed them over the edge?
Who cares? Did you think of the implications of all this? One third of Mankind out of race... it increases my odds of having sex by 33%! theoratically,anyway!!
(for practical purposes, the odds are one in a gazillion, as you can guess!)
But the MBA in me is excited for a different reason. This research is a perfect opportunity for video game makers. Video games and sex, The close contenders for the attention of male species. Now all they have to do is to make a video game about having sex! Bang!!!! It will be a phenomena...
The details of the game i leave to your wicked imagination. But i have already planned a marketing strategy. This game will be sold with other bloody-crazy-mass killing-macho videogames as a combo. So after a heavy blood thirsty session of Counter strike, you can have a refreshing wham-bam session with video game version of a celebrity and resume your killing spree. I haven't zeroed in on the celebrity figure yet, but i have a lot of options in that area...
Needless to say the game will be released in both straight version and gay version.
Depending upon the popularity this game gains, (and it will gain popularity) we can enter into joint venture with this macho action games and integrate both concepts. The means, stage one, you kill 200 bad men, and in stage two, you get to seduce their leader's girlfriend.....
Now, I will get busy preparing a business case of this idea and start looking for venture capitalists. But not before i give you a glimpse of my future enterprise's vision statement!
"My company's vision is to make this bedroom conversation a common affair:
"Darling, We are getting late for the movie!!"
" two minutes honey! right now i am busy shagging Megon fox...!!" "
Today i reached new heights of pervertedness, didn't i???
4 comments:
If you ever make one with darling penelope, I'm ready to test it for free :P
yeah..great idea...but i think u will to face 'sena's should you think to release it here.....
@RaSeGa
Nice try. U've to buy premium version for that.
@ Nagarjuna
I guess They will object only if we include 'desi' celebs in the game.
BTW, can anybody come up with a cool name for my dream venture??
but GTA sanandreas saradaga has this concept kada abbai.....atleast to some extent ....
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