Friday, October 23, 2009

Harry Potter and You-dont-know-who : An untold Story!

Harry Potter felt a rush of adrenaline as he entered the legendary chamber of secrets.

" I am a hero!" he thought. "I solved another mystery!"

As always, our boy who lived conveniently deluded himself that his impossibly intelligent and irritating friend Hermoinne and generally useless and dumb tag-along Ron had nothing to do with this adventure.

It all started few months ago. Their caretaker's fricking cat was frozen by some weird spell and a writing on the wall announced that the chamber of secrets has been opened. It warned them of a monster being unleashed and predicted punishments for the "Wrong people". People thought it was a sick joke till people started dropping dead all over the corridors of Hogwarts. They are not dead, technically atleast. They are frozen and became unconscious, just like the cat, and panic spread quickly among the staff and students.

Now, Potter couldn't care less what is happening to his "friends", but what pissed him off is that this mayhem thwarted his clandestine snogging sessions with hotties of hogwarts. The teachers continuously patrolled the corridors day and night and he is sick and tired of doing it inside the invisibility cloak. Moreover, those chicks are too scared of the monster that is attacking the students to come out of the dormitories.

"I gotta slay this monster thing" he thought with his congenital arrogance.

But he couldn't solve the mystery for many days, for we know that he is not special or gifted in anyway, if you ignore that freaky scar on his forehead. All his victories are a combination of sheer luck, coincidences and lot of unacknowledged help from his friends.

Then one day, hermoinne solved the mystery and furnished harry with all the answers. Harry immediately went into delusion mode, and convinced himself that he is the one who solved the mystery. Clearly, he is a born manager!

Now,as he is walking through the ruins of the ancient chamber, he thought" Cool! Now all i have to do is to find and kill the monster! how hard will it be for an unarmed 12 year old child to kill a 30 foot snake which can kill just by its stare??"

As he walked deep into the chamber, he saw Ginny Weasly lying unconscious on the floor. Lying beside her was what appeared to be an old hogwarts yearbook. As he approached to reach the book, it opened by itself. The pages started fluttering and a magnificent light rose from the book. To harry's amazement, the light formed into the shape of a young boy, of 17-18 years old. He was dressed in hogwart's robes.

It suddenly hit him. He knew who this boy was!! He SIMPLY knew!!

"Merlin's beard!" he exclaimed.” You are... You are... "You know who"!!!", You are "He-who-must-not-be-named!!"

The boy looked hurt.


"No", he said." I am "You-don't-know-who" a.k.a "He-who-can't-be-named"!!"

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Harry is confused. The thought of You know who made him wet his pants, but if this is not him, there is no reason to be afraid.

"Who the hell is you-don't-know-who??" he raised his voice. "never heard of him!!"

The boy coldly stared at him. and uttered his next words with contempt ” That is precisely why, Potter, is i am you-don't-know-who!!"

"ok,buddy" harry said," Nice to meet you and all but if u excuse me, i've a monster to slay"

The boy rolled his eyes. "You dumb fcuk! Don't u get it?? There is no monster. It is ME who is causing all the havoc in hogwarts!"

"Oh,my god!" harry whispered,"But why?"

"I will tell u harry. You have right to know. you and people like you are the reason why i am standing here like a ghost."

Then the you-don't-know-who started his story.

Part 2

3 comments:

Vaibhav Krishna said...

oh..! gr8 story actually.........

any plans of making a movie..?????

RG said...

I know where this is going :)

San .D said...

@RG
Ofcourse you do. You ARE the harry potter of the story!