Monday, October 5, 2009

RoFlMaOlOl:):P:D;):O



Everybody knows that i am a SCP. and needless to say, i am not exactly a chatty person. I don't know what to say after "How are you?". I never used the Gtalk or messenger much. So I was in for a rude shock when i started chatting with a friend the other day.

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Me: Blah,blah,blah,blah

FRD: brb

Me: ?????????????

FRD: You don't know what brb is? lol!!!

Me: lol??

FRD: lol?? ROFL!!!!!

Me: um.....

FRD: ROFLOL!!!!!

Me: um, Are we still talking in English??

FRD: ROFLMAO!!!!

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See? While i was spending my time watching b-grade bollywood movies, a whole new language evolved around me. Suddenly, i feel like a monkey lost in manhattan!

May be its me, but this acronyms get on my nerves sometimes. I mean, i agree that they are useful in conveying our emotions and all that stuff, but i am afraid that we are overusing them. There are people who end their every sentence with a customory LOL! Seriously guyz, when was the last time you ACTUALLY Rolled on the floor laughing out loud?? ( Yes, i've done my research and now i am no more a monkey!). And don't get me started about the stupid expression,"Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!"!!!

This is not limited to words.I know a certain person who liberally sprinkles his message with question marks and exclamations and ofcourse, stupid smiley symbols. A typical message from him looks like this:

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!! How are you??????????????? busy these days??????????
Got any girlfriends!!! :P :P :P

Now,this message is only two lines. Imagine a message of ten or twelve lines and you get the drift!

Yaar, if you are reading this, be a little frugal with ?s and !s, for the sake of others' eyes....

To all the other chat-savvy people, the next time before you type a lol, please ask yourself, "Am i reaaaalllly laughing out loud? or do i use it just because i think this a "kewl" thing to say??"


4 comments:

మెహెర్ said...

Gotta be sincere here, it seems. So:

GETE!

What fuck was that, you say ? ? ? ?

Grinning Ears to Ears, mate :) :) :) :)

We are living in a blatant world my Meursault ! ! ! ! Sucker for subtlety? Sure to stumble. Gotta get used to these false emotions. They don't really mean it. And you shouldn't really mind it. Just play along, or, perish.

chiranjeevi sudhakar m said...

this a offbeat stuff.. from a very blog of yours '...కొన్ని పదాలు పడితేనే కొన్ని వాక్యాలు బావుంటాయి' Whats wrong with expressions?

San .D said...

my problem is not so much with the expressions as it is with our obsession to use them in every fricking second sentence we use!

pracher said...

hey dude is this about me ?
i remember u asking "got any gal frns " !!
come on this isnt a face to face conv
u better understand a word with those expressions