Monday, February 23, 2009

The impotence of being incompetent

Apparantly,Our company decided that employees are being paid too much.So,instead of reducing the salaries, they have decided to suck the fortunes out of us in various ways.The latest one is the 60% hike in the monthly transportation charge. Here is the communication from our global HR head:

"........ We have done an analysis on the Transport Service provided by company at the current subsidised rate. Based on this analysis, we have found that the service is not being utilized effectively and this in turn is leading to high expenditure for the Company. The cost is higher as route planning and capacity is not optimised and the usage is not uniform......"


Let me rephrase that gem of the observation for you.

" We are a bunch of morons here. We doesn't know how to plan and execute the transportation plan. Since We are lazy bastards who don't give a s*it to what you think,We have decided to charge the hell out of you for our inefficiency. Because we CAN! HA!HA!HA!so long,SUCKERS!!!!"

Here are few words i want to say to this overpaid HR Head:

-First of all,Rs.1000 for a 15Km journey is not "subsidised". Its f*king stealing, u thief! thanks to ur incompetence, now its 1600!

-Its not our F*king problem if the route planning and capacity is not optimised. Isn't it ur f*king job to optimise that S*it???

-What do you mean we are not using the service effectively and the usage is not uniform?? We are not school children u mudhead!Irrespective of how many days we are coming, u are charging us for full month,right? What the hell is this blabber about uniformity??? You drunken lemure!!!


If you find the launguage used in this post a tad harsh,that can mean only one thing: GET OUT OF MY BLOG,
STINKING HR MANAGER!!



1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I love the way u analyse