Place: An undisclosed room of an undisclosed hostel of an obscure B-school
Trrrrrrrring.... Triiiiiiiiiiing...
Sangeek: hello....
Other side: Good morning, sangeek...
Sangeek: who r u?
Other side: Didn't recognize my voice? I am Sangeek speaking....
Sangeek: Sangeek?? whoddafock?
Sangeek 2: Surprised,aren't you?
Sangeek: OMG! Are u calling from the future?? Am i talking to my future self??
Sangeek 2: Duuude, this is why you aren't getting laid! Shut your geeky mouth and listen!!
Sangeek : ....... Okay.
Sangeek 2: I am gonna change your life,bro! I know you have crush on that girl in finance. I am gonna tell you what you need to do to make her fall for you, I...
Sangeek: Thnx, but no thnx!
Sangeek 2: Wat??
Sangeek: I don't want to talk to her. I would rather stalk her on facebook and stare at her from a distance.
Sangeek 2: Duuuuuude, what the shmuck are you talking? Y don't you want to talk to her??
Sangeek 1: You see, for me,she is the manifestation of everything pristine and beautiful in this world.
Sangeek 2: yeah, so??
Sangeek : But the problem is, I am a chronic cynic. I hate this world and almost everything in it. I firmly believe that the human race should be exterminated by a meteorite. I find people either incredibly stupid or incorrigibly arrogant.
Sangeek 2: So??
Sangeek : Don't you get it? The reason I am able to love her is that I don't know anything about her. I've never spoken to her, I've never heard her speak, for that matter. For all I know, she can be as intelligent as Ayn Rand or as annoying as Priyanka Chopra!
Sangeek 2: ........
Sangeek: But it will no longer be the case when I start speaking to her. I may find her boring, I may find her dumb,I may find her mean! She may not turn out to be the 'angel' I made her in my mind.
Paradise might be lost all over again, in my head!
Sangeek 2: That's crazy talk! What if you actually like her? Aren't you gonna regret not taking the chance??
Sangeek: Even If I DO like her, that's not gonna stay like that forever.Love fades over time.familiarity kills wonder. What if, in future, I no longer find my self drawn towards her as i am now? The mere fact that i may stop loving her makes me sick. So I decided that I would rather make this a perfect memory than a disappointing reality!
Sangeek 2: So,basically, your love story is Dead On Arrival??
Sangeek: I would rather think of it as avoiding inevitable tragic ending.
Sangeek 2: You're messed up!
Sangeek: But....
Sangeek 2: STFU! I am hanging up......
Click.....................................
***All the characters are fictional beyond reason and doubt, including the girl in finance!***
4 comments:
Dude, I gave the EXACT reason to a chick I know, who wondered why I wouldn't talk to another chick we both know, she knows on whom I've a crush on.
What are the odds of that ?
You know what they say...
"Geek minds think alike!" ;)
BTW,Did u realize u just created a perfect tongue twister? Try reading your comment as fast as you can!
Looks like the future sangeek is soooo depressed because of his past i.e sangeek and trying to help sangeek. don't u think so?.
Ofcourse I am talking abt the fictional character!
@RSG.. One thing's for sure.. your's is absolutely twisted and manipulative mind.. then comes the geekiness.
Who said it was future Sangeek?
Sangeek is talking to himself! He has this mental disorder, you see...
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